This weekend we're having a Low Rider Convention at our place to determine who'll be representing the Low Dog Party at the upcoming primary election.
On Saturday, we were visited by 1st-floor Delegate, Chorizo, the delicious hot dog from our neighbor Audrey downstairs. He's seen here mingling cautiously with 3rd-floor Delegate, Bryson. Chorizo's platform is based on Universal Treating.
Today (Easter Day!), we're visited by the San Mateo Corgi Delegate, DJ. DJ will be spending the next 4 days here visiting the Emeryville district, getting to know the voters here better (and his parents have to make a trip to Florida to pull in absentee votes for him).
His platform is based on the "No Poop Left Behind" Program.
But wait... is that poop on the white shag rug? ... *Gasp!*
The evidence was quickly cleaned up, but you can still see the faint smudge the doodie left behind...
We think we know who the culprit is. But who do you think is the Mystery Pooper?
Is it Delegate Bryson on the right, trying to sabotage his rival from across the Bay? Or is it DJ, too excited at the prospect of representing his party and couldn't control his bowel?
You decide (while we go out to get our SECOND Rug Doctor since the first one doesn't FRIGGING work)!