Hi everyone! Bryson here. Feels like I haven't written for a while, in case you're missing me, here's what I've been up to recently.
I finally get to meet my grandparents for the first time! They came from somewhere called Hong Kong, mommy says that's where she came from, and it's very, very far away. I'm glad that they came such a long way to see me.
When we first met, I was a little scared, I admit... Grandpa seems to be following me everywhere, always calling out "Hello, Bryson, where are you? Hello! Hello!" in a very sugary way. Mommy used to tell me that's how the boogy man lure away little kids, so it made me a little nervous. Later, I realize that all he wanted was to play with me, and he was very, very, nice, always giving me tons of treats, and would even let me climb up to his lap and eat the other end of the sandwich he's eating, which mommy would never have allowed. I love Grandpa.
Grandma was also very nice, but in a different way. Mommy said Grandma is afraid of anything small and furry and walks on 4 legs (I don't understand why). I feel sad that Grandma suffers from this strange disorder, but I'm determined to help Grandma overcome it with my biggest smiles and best doggie etiquette. I know even though she calls me "roast pig" she really does love me. I'll eventually melt her heart and she'll realize I'm the best grandson she'll ever have.
Oh, I see, you just want to give me treats... should have said so sooner!
OK, I'll shake your hand, I'll even do my signature dolphin jump! Anything for a treat, oops, I mean anything for you, Grandpa...
See, Grandma, I'm completely harmless! (Grandma: we'll see about that, you little roast pig)