This past weekend San Francisco saw the grand opening of the Wag Hotel, a "premier luxury hotel exclusively for pets".
The opening was reported all over the media, touting it as one of the most luxurious destination for your pooch while you're sunning worry-free in Bora Bora. Jacques and Bryson wanted to check it out, but I was a bit skeptical (do we need yet another overpriced hyped-up dog hotel?) But then I read that they're giving out free stuff on opening day. OK, I guess we're going.
We arrived quite late in the day so the crowd has thinned out considerably. We were able to get in right away, and even ran into some of Jacques' friends with their doggie. And Bryson was happy that he got his 5-min fame on the red carpet (he was under the impression that it was rolled out especially for him).
We were then whisked away on to a tour of the facility. I have to say everything looks super nice and fancy, with shiny new suites some even equipped with it's own individual webcam, 20+ play areas for dogs of different sizes/temperament, and a roof-top play area covered with artificial turf and a nice view of SF. The best thing is that they're open 24 hours so if we come home on a late flight, we can pick him up at 1 a.m. if we want to. They even offer "pawdicures" in 10 different colors and a blueberry facial (Bryson doesn't need to be exposed to all these metrosexual stuff now).
Shiny new kitchen
One of the smaller "suites", very clean (well, it's never been used), looks almost a bit sterile
Roof-top play area with gorgeous view of SF and Sutro Tower in a distance, doubt Bryson at his height will see any of that though
At the end of the tour, we were told that there're snacks and drinks for us, and 2 vendors providing complimentary services for dogs today: doggie massage or a pet psychic. OK, I can give Bryson a massage, but reading Bryson's mind?! Now that's something I'm guilty to admit that I couldn't pass up on.
After a brief wait, Bryson and us marched expectantly into the "consultation room" to meet Charles the Psychic. Charles seems nice and friendly enough, but you could tell that he's had a long day (he kept looking at his watch). "What question do you want me to ask Bryson?" he asked politely. And that's when I suddenly realized Geez... We're talking to a someone who thinks he's a pet psychic.... that's crazy. We fumbled a little bit (and during the course probably volunteered a lot of information), and came up with what we thought was a good question at the time: Is Bryson happy with us? Charles then looked at Bryson thoughtfully (who looked back at him probably coz he thought there's prospect for treat). After a few seconds of what looks like a staring contest- which he claimed is when he communicates with Bryson telepathically, he proclaimed, "he's still deciding".
What?! OK, psychic buddy, you obviously don't know Bryson coz as far as WE know, he's obviously much better off with us than being a show dog, and couldn't you tell that he just absolutely adore us??! You *&$%^(%!!
Well, at least that's what I thought of saying but then decided it's probably better to keep it to myself so we don't end up being blacklisted here. A couple of silly questions followed by a few non-commital answers later, we left.
In the car on our way back home, I kept looking back at Bryson in the backseat, and wondering to myself, is he taking tab in his mind what had happened today, and mentally evaluating whether he enjoys being with us as his new owners, or would he'd rather be back with his pack in Oroville? Jacques obviously picked up what I was thinking, and said casually, "you couldn't seriously be still thinking about what that guy said about Bryson, are you?" That's when I realize how silly it was to have gone in and taken this thing to any degree of seriousness at all, let alone hanging onto those words coming from a perfect stranger.
I know it's silly and completely defy what I know as a sane, logical person. But I guess I now understand how people could spend tons of money thinking that someone with a crystal ball and a turban wrapped around their head can help them communicate with the dead. The intense curiousity to know and the desperate desire to connect has given people the conviction to believe in something they know they shouldn't.
I guess we could potentially come back to the Wag Hotel as a boarder, but pet psychic? I guess that'll be a No, thanks... like EVER.