Hello everyone, Bryson here. I decided that I'm old enough to write my first blog entry, as well as to answer the endless fan mail that keeps coming in.
That's me receiving fan mails from all over the globe with my satellite dish
First of all, Cousin Brady, great to hear from you! I've seen your photos on your blog, I have to say that your octopus Halloween outfit was so fabulous that I'm considering coercing my mom to get me one next year. I was told at the vet that I'm about 31 lb, and mommy said she eyeballed me to be about 20" (you see I'm a little vertically challenged and kinda big-boned, but mommy said I'm a pretty boy anyway). Thanks in advance! And can't wait to meet you and your parents!
I can't read so I'm not sure what my parents wrote about me so far (a neighbor rodent is dictating this for me right now), so I have no idea if they have mentioned the new music video I'm going to make. You'll dig it, believe me. I was inspired by the Justin Timberlake "Sexy Back" video which I was forced to watch like 50 times while my parents were away (it was kinda entertaining actually, and did prevent me from wetting myself out of separation anxiety). Looking at his skinny behind, I know I can do much better. I don't have the whole thing worked out yet, in fact I only have one move so far, but hope you like it:
I'm bringing sexy back... (imagine the butts wiggling)
I'll be sure my production company (aka my parents) put it on the blog when it done. And thank you all for your support!
