Happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you,
happy birthday dear BRY-SONNN!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
(Wow, you're 9, that's like 63 in human years!)
Hold on, cow herding dog boy! That apple pie is a decoy. Your realy birthday "cake" is even better... think beefy and juicy and smothered with cheese, yum... I would have a video to show for it if I'm not having these technical glitches. Oh well, have to try again later.